鍵盤俠|老詹養(yǎng)傷不誤酌酒酣飲醉罵貓狗爾等可比我兒否?
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湖人球星勒布朗-詹姆斯今日發(fā)推寫道:“兄弟,我今天在League Pass(NBA官方觀看平臺(tái))上看球了,布朗尼絕對(duì)比有些阿貓阿狗要強(qiáng)。有點(diǎn)TM搞笑?!?/span>

[–][NBA] Best of 2021 Winnerurfaselol 1112 points 2 hours ago

Bron drinking too much wine tonight

球迷:老詹晚飯幾個(gè)菜啊~這也喝得太高了~

[–]Letsgohomeca 162 points 2 hours ago

3 bottle minimum

球迷:說(shuō)這話的時(shí)候至少3瓶下肚了

[–]RoboiosMut[] [score hidden] 10 minutes ago

With free Wifi

球迷:另外,八成WiFi也是免費(fèi)的,所以爽到心縫兒里去了~

[–]NBAigoslowly 18 points an hour ago

hopefully he drinks more and starts naming the players

球迷:希望老詹再多喝幾瓶,把阿貓阿狗的名字也報(bào)出來(lái)~

[–]Trail Blazerstoadtruck 11 points 3 hours ago

Name names you coward

開(kāi)拓者球迷:對(duì)啊,誰(shuí)是阿貓阿狗~名字說(shuō)出來(lái)啊,慫貨~

[–]RaptorsGoatsanity15 [score hidden] 13 minutes ago

Westbrook probably

猛龍球迷:可能是威少~

[–]Lakerserictmo 98 points 2 hours ago

LeVino

湖人球迷:他是:勒布朗-假酒喝多了的-詹姆斯!

[–]Tampa Bay RaptorsRaptors2017champs 53 points 2 hours ago

Bronnys gonna bust from this pressure

猛龍球迷:這么一搞,布朗尼以后可就壓力山大咯~

[–][POR] Brandon RoyNevermoreSEA 1258 points 2 hours ago

How drunk is this man right now?

開(kāi)拓者球迷:老詹大哥現(xiàn)在酒酣幾何???

[–]LakersJilJungJukk 421 points 2 hours ago

Drunk enough to go for Grant Williams head while sipping some Lobos during rehab

湖人球迷:詹哥他呀~養(yǎng)傷不誤酌酒,酣飲醉罵貓狗,格威中槍了否?

(此時(shí)的格威)

[–]Sunssylvestersquad 123 points 2 hours ago

My money is on him talking about Kira Lewis jr. Pels kings was only game on league pass at the time and the Pels been ass of late.

Kira Lewis was 1-7…also has a very similar frame as Bronny

太陽(yáng)球迷:不對(duì),我打賭他罵的是鵜鶘隊(duì)的劉易斯,鵜鶘和國(guó)王是那個(gè)時(shí)段在league pass上直播的唯一比賽,鵜鶘最近打得跟屎一樣。劉易斯當(dāng)時(shí)投籃7投1中…而且他的體型也和布朗尼很像。

注:在今天鵜鶘108-123負(fù)于國(guó)王隊(duì)的比賽中,鵜鶘替補(bǔ)后衛(wèi)凱拉-劉易斯替補(bǔ)出戰(zhàn)19分鐘14秒,7投1中,三分3投0中,罰球2罰1中,僅得到3分1籃板1助攻1搶斷。

[–]RaptorsThe-Pharcyde 15 points an hour ago

Man is going through it not being able to play lmao. Gave us a whole play by play of his dream vs MJ and now this.

猛龍球迷:養(yǎng)傷打不了球,真的是把老詹給憋得夠嗆啊,哈哈哈~夢(mèng)見(jiàn)和喬丹對(duì)飚這事兒才剛過(guò)去多久啊,現(xiàn)在又來(lái)這一出~~

[–]LakersCockroachForeign6419 651 points 2 hours ago

He saw Grant Williams shit his pants.

湖人球迷:他估計(jì)是看到格威在罰球的時(shí)候嚇尿了~激發(fā)了他的靈感~

[–]KingNephew 107 points 2 hours ago

Celtics tradition

國(guó)王球迷:基操勿噴~這是凱爾特人的老傳統(tǒng)了~

[–]jackgap 316 points 3 hours ago

LeGM back at it again trying to up Bronny’s draft stock.

球迷:詹經(jīng)理奇招頻出,這次他散播貓狗信息,其實(shí)是設(shè)計(jì)提高布朗尼的選秀順位~

[–]Pelicanslegend023 97 points 3 hours ago

Bronny is Raul Neto with cronies telling him he could be Jrue Holiday

鵜鶘球迷:布朗尼打球水平就是 - 他基友口中的霍勒迪,明眼人眼中的勞爾-內(nèi)托。

注:勞爾-內(nèi)托,騎士隊(duì)后衛(wèi),本賽季場(chǎng)均出戰(zhàn)10.2分鐘,得到3分1籃板1.4助攻。

[–]Trail Blazersthrowawayshirt 20 points 2 hours ago

But one of his cronies is the all time leading scorer

開(kāi)拓者球迷:而他的基友之一還是NBA歷史第一得分王~硬夸自己的基...兒子~

[–]Lakersboyharsher- 18 points 2 hours ago

genuine question: how good is he? like first round potential?

湖人球迷:說(shuō)真的啦~布朗尼到底怎么樣?選秀首輪能進(jìn)去嗎?

[–][SAS] Tim Duncanslowbacontron 18 points 1 hour ago

His game was rather unheralded coming into this season, but Givony recently mocked him at around #10 overall because apparently he now has a smart, well-rounded game, Givony"s betting on him to continue improving at the same pace, and the 2024 NBA draft class is predicted to be absolutely dogwater

馬刺球迷:這賽季初他打得平平無(wú)奇,不過(guò)選秀專家最近模擬選秀時(shí),把他放在了首輪第十順位,因?yàn)楝F(xiàn)在他打得聰明,也挺全面。專家預(yù)測(cè)他會(huì)繼續(xù)進(jìn)步,而且外界預(yù)測(cè)2024年的選秀基本確定是菜鳥(niǎo)互啄~

[–]Tampa Bay RaptorsRaptors2017champs 57 points 2 hours ago

“I have the utmost confidence in what my boy is doing. He’s better than Grant Williams to me. Put Grant Williams on Sierra Canyon"s team right now and put my boy on Boston and watch what happens.”

猛龍球迷:老詹:“我對(duì)我兒砸信心百倍,他可比格威強(qiáng)多了~不信你把格威放到塞拉峽谷籃球隊(duì)(布朗尼的球隊(duì)),再把布朗尼換到凱爾特人隊(duì),瞧瞧會(huì)發(fā)生什么!”

[–]RonPowlus2Heismans 13 points an hour ago

When you put it like that... oof.

球迷:哎喲~樓上的,這話聽(tīng)著似曾相識(shí)嘿~

[–]Lakersthayungsavage 197 points 3 hours ago

LeVar

湖人球迷:他就是勒球爹-詹姆斯~

[–]NBAvrkhfkb 4 points an hour ago

A few more drinks and LeBron will 100% be saying:

“I can beat Michael Jordan 1 on 1. He’s too light in the tail. 5 on 5 he good. 1 on 1. I’m undefeated. Neva Lost”!!!

球迷:如果再幾斤酒下肚,老詹鐵定嘴大如瓢:“我1V1可以打爆喬丹,他下肢體重太輕了!雖然5V5他很厲害,但是1V1我無(wú)敵的,我是東方不...不是…獨(dú)孤求?。 ?/strong>

[–]CelticsFlashSnoopy 367 points 3 hours ago

Lmao this is an insane tweet. Bron really does not gaf anymore

凱爾特人球迷:我的媽呀哈哈~這條推特太野了~老詹這也太不管不顧了~

[–]contourcalendar 86 points 2 hours ago

i can"t believe this is a real tweet

球迷:這真的是條老詹發(fā)的推特嗎?我都不敢相信啊~

[–][SEA] Kevin DurantWestleyThe [score hidden] 29 minutes ago

I can. The last few years of LeBron checks out

超音速杜蘭特球迷:我信~反正幾年后老詹就拍屁股離開(kāi)聯(lián)盟了,管那么多干啥~

[–]Lakersfoulbowels 60 points 2 hours ago

thought the Jordan dream tweet was wild but LeBron going unfiltered is actually hilarious

湖人球迷:本以為夢(mèng)見(jiàn)喬丹那條推特已經(jīng)夠野的了,沒(méi)想到啊,老詹這是徹底放飛自我了,搞笑死了,哈哈哈~~

[–]Bullshydrators 3 points 57 minutes ago

I’m no LeBron fan but bringing up something from over a decade ago as your example is hilarious

公牛球迷:我對(duì)老詹本沒(méi)啥感覺(jué),但是最近十年被他搞得芳心萌動(dòng),都怪你們這個(gè)偶像啦~他實(shí)在太搞笑了呢~

[–][LAL] Alex CarusoSDas_ 105 points 3 hours ago

Pain meds and Lobos cocktail hittin

湖人球迷:我猜老詹這行為,是止痛藥和雞尾酒的化學(xué)反應(yīng),影響到腦部導(dǎo)致的結(jié)果~

[–]Letsgohomeca 4 points 2 hours ago

No doubt

球迷:絕對(duì)是這樣~沒(méi)跑了!

[–]MagicBigSteeze7 40 points 3 hours ago

Lebron should be considered the GOAT just based on the amount of hilarious content he has given us nba fans, and its only gotten better with age.

魔術(shù)球迷:老詹應(yīng)該被評(píng)為造梗歷史第一人啊,而且年齡越大造梗功力越深厚~

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