世界通訊！鍵盤俠|該讓莫蘭特撿25次肥皂 換斯特恩直接拉他當眾斬首
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重罰！官方：莫蘭特停薪禁賽25場&回歸需要滿足特定條件

今日聯(lián)盟官方宣布，禁賽莫蘭特2023-24賽季前25場比賽。莫蘭特將被要求滿足一些特定條件（未公布）才能重返灰熊隊，在停賽期間他沒有資格參加任何公共聯(lián)賽或訓練活動，包括季前賽。


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美網(wǎng)友就聯(lián)盟對莫蘭特的處罰進行了廣泛的討論，以下是小編整理的部分美網(wǎng)友評論。

[–]THARMASTER 3 points 14 hours ago

Only 25 games??? But when I wield a gun at my local Walmart I get put in jail

球迷：才禁25場？？？之前我在沃爾瑪超市也揮了下槍，我TM直接進監(jiān)獄了啊?。?/strong>

[–]altruisticdisaster 2 points 15 hours ago

This just means he’ll be executed during the suspension right?

球迷：所以我弱弱地問一句，這里說的禁25場的意思，是不是說，莫蘭特會在禁賽期間被執(zhí)行死刑??？

[–]jrbcnchezbrg 2040 points 12 hours ago

Ja after the 28th game of the season

球迷：樓上的請看，下賽季打完28場比賽之后，莫蘭特…是這樣子的…

[–]daft_dunkwwwolfey. 408 points 10 hours ago

Ja celebrating only getting 25 with parole

球迷：聽到自己僅僅得到25場禁賽，并且滿足一些條件就能回來，莫蘭特慶祝的樣子…

[–]Rawkus2112 40 points 9 hours ago

Nah hes fucked. Thats a full offseason + a couple months. Theres no way he doesnt flash a gun somewhere on social media in that span

球迷：樓上的都懂什么？莫蘭特啊，他完蛋啦！接下去整個休賽期+幾個月都沒事兒干，這段時間讓莫蘭特不在社媒炫槍？他憋得住嗎？等著憋屈死吧他！

[–]Eaglewarrior33 13 points 6 hours ago

David Stern must be rolling in his grave right now. He would"ve given us the public execution we all wanted.

球迷：大衛(wèi)-斯特恩聽到這個處罰，躺在棺材里面又要被氣得輾轉反側了~~這要是讓斯特恩來罰的話，肯定會如咱們所愿，他會把莫蘭特拉到菜市口給當眾斬首的！

注：斯特恩是前NBA聯(lián)盟總裁。

[–]gifcartel 1 point 2 hours ago

Daddy Stern wouldve pulled the trigger himself

球迷：費那事兒干嘛？要是讓斯特恩來，估計他會親自提著槍去把莫蘭特給嘎了！

[–]Olympix[S] 1522 points 13 hours ago

I was expecting a public beheading at minimum

球迷：是??！就這？我還以為這少說得來一個當眾斬首啥的吧…

[–]kyozr. 54 points 9 hours ago

Get that ne’er-do-good, crackhead, hoodrat, thuggish, gangster boy out of the league

球迷：煩死了，趕緊快把這個廢柴、腦殘槍癮分子、爛混混、暴力狂、黑社會從聯(lián)盟里趕出去?。?！

[–]Drawer85 16 points 8 hours ago

The funniest part is Adam silver acting like the sentence was something really big and manages to trick everyone.

球迷：最TM搞笑的是，之前蕭華還搞得好像這個處罰會相當嚴重似的，結果處罰一出來，這家伙給垮得，把所有人的腰都給閃了…

[–]solarscopez. 9 points 8 hours ago

I thought Adam Silver would whip out his proboscis, drill it into Ja"s skull, liquify his brain and then sip it up like a caprisun pouch.

Shows how soft the NBA has become.

球迷：是?。∥乙詾槭捜A會抓住莫蘭特，把嘴插進后者的腦殼里面，將腦仁給融化！接著一口一口把莫蘭特的腦漿給嘬干！莫蘭特的腦殼被蕭華吸得跟個面口袋一樣扁扁軟軟的！

[–]dthev25 921 points 13 hours ago

Must have been a mistype. Think he meant 25 seasons.

球迷：不對！這處罰公告肯定是寫錯別字了！肖華的原意應該是禁賽25個賽季~~

[–]heyitscool17 173 points 13 hours ago

25 life sentences

球迷：不對！原意應該是25輩子無期徒刑！

[–]legarrettesblount 57 points 12 hours ago

25 executions

球迷：什么??！不應該是槍斃25分鐘嗎？

[–]IndycarFan64 18 points 12 hours ago

25 soap drops

球迷：弄死太便宜他了，我覺得應該是撿25次肥皂~~~

[–]AppropriatePack6759 99 points 13 hours ago

I feel like this decision wasn"t actually Adam Silver"s but a doppelganger sent by Ja"s shadow hood gang after they raped and killed his body and dumped it somewhere in Spokane. i have no source or whatsoever but I feel like what I"m saying is definitely true. Never always trust what the naked eye could see.

球迷：同志們，我嚴重認為這個處罰決定不是肖華本人做的！而是莫蘭特背后的“暗影幫”把肖華抓了起來并強暴了他，之后殺掉他把他的尸體扔在了波肯市的某個角落，然后派了一個和肖華長得一模一樣的人發(fā)布了這個處罰決定！雖然我沒有確切的證據(jù)，但是我的第六感告訴我，我的猜測絕對錯不了！勸你們不要始終相信眼睛所看到的一切?。?/strong>

[–]Deksametazon_v2 34 points 12 hours ago

This message is sponsored by the Shadow Government

球迷：沒錯！這個處罰公告是經(jīng)由“暗影幫”權力中心批準發(fā)布！

[–]8_bw 63 points 12 hours ago

Ja Morant has been warned that he can only flash a gun 25 more times before Adam Silver gets vewy angwy

球迷：大家有所不知，其實莫蘭特已經(jīng)受到了嚴重的警告！！他被警告，以后最多只能再炫槍25次，如若不然，肖華會灰?；页５厣鷼鈬}！

（莫蘭特：好的好的，肖華先生，我知道了，嗚嗚嗚呵呵哈哈哈哈）

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